Mini Squishable Baby Narwhal

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word,Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so,Mama's gonna stick them on an ice floe.And if that floe doesn't float away,Mama's gonna make them into a shish kebab.And if that couplet doesn't rhyme,Mama's still gonna make them into a shish kebab.