Squishable Christmas Tree

You're probably thinking to yourself, "A Christmas tree?!? It's not even December yet!" Unless you're reading this in December, in which case you're thinking, "A Christmas tree?!? I can't believe it's December already!" Behold the cyclical cycle of consumerism that fuels progress in a capitalistic society. Let's create some value in the form of goods and services! Christmas of NEXT year is already in motion kiddos.