Squishable Spooky Ghost

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At least that's what all of my spooky friends have told me right before running away very quickly, and why would they lie!